War of the Worlds

Plot: Aliens invade planet Earth and then Morgan Freeman saves everyone.

Review: It was quite surprising that Tom Cruise didn’t rescue the entire planet from the alien invaders, particularly after he flew a jet and drove a racecar. I would’ve thought that these skills, along with his other magical abilities, would’ve completely annihilated the aliens within the first 15 minutes of the movie. Instead, the movie continued to inflict itself upon its viewers for another couple hours.

So, how many ticket stubs would I give to see this movie again at the cinema?
2 and a half – but they would be the dessicated remains of a Martian Tripod.